Just for fun ...

Family members will probably have seen this list (thanks to Fr Leo by the way) but I thought I'd choose a few of the lines I liked the best in case anyone is in need of a smile today:

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder .

I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

Ham and eggs ... A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

(I think this is my favourite)